Got this in my mail box so thought of sharing it....
AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice
Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working
undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote
basketball/baseball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like
werewolves and vampires.
INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut…
you “always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will
show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from
duty.
*The most Hilarious*
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5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet
will know the steps...
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