If Ramayana happens in Current times ?

This is too good. Can you Imagine if the Epic Ramayana had happened in our today's world.  How exactly would it look like ??  How would you imagine it will be ??


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रामायण आज होती तो कैसी खबरे आती ...
● राजा दशरथ ने की श्रवण कुमार की हत्या , FIR दर्ज...
● अयोध्या के राजपाठ को लेके राजा-रानी में विवाद बढ़ा

● केवट द्वारा चरण धुलवाने से मायावती हुई नाराज़ , कहा ये हैं दलितों का अपमान
● तड़का वध व सूर्पनखा की नाक कटाई के विरोध में महिला आयोग का अयोध्या में प्रदर्शन जारी
● राजा दशरथ की अंतिम शव यात्रा में स्वयं दशरथ भी मौजूद : इंडिया टीवी
● बाली की हत्या की शक की सुई श्रीराम पर ठहरी , सप्ताह भर में सीबीआई पेश करेगी रिपोर्ट
● 6⃣ माह तक रावण को अपनी काख में दबा के घुमने के जुर्म में बाली के खिलाफ इन्द्रजीत ने मुकदमा दायर किया
● सोने का हिरन मारने पर श्रीराम जी को वन विभाग से मिली चेतावनी
● श्रीराम ने अपनी पत्नी सीता के अपहरण का मामला दर्ज कराया
● बिना वीसा हनुमान लंका गए , श्रीलंका सरकार ने जताई आपति
● समुद्र पर असंवेधानिक सेतु बनाने पर नल व नील से सीबीआई करेगी पूछताछ
● अशोक वाटिका उजाड़ने , युवराज अक्ष को मारने व लंका में आग लगाने के जुर्म में रावण ने वीर हनुमान को बंदी बनाया
● हिमालय वासियों ने पर्वत श्रृंखला से एक पर्वत के चोरी हो जाने की रिपोर्ट दर्ज कराई
● अंगद ने लंका के राजा का उन्ही के निवास स्थान में जाके किया अपमान
● विभीषण पर देशद्रोह का आरोप , हुए तड़ीपार
● श्रीराम ने किया रावण का फर्जी एनकाउंटर , भारत व श्रीलंका सरकार की दूरियां बढ़ी
● सीता से अग्नि परीक्षा मांगने पर महिला आयोग ने श्रीराम की कड़े शब्दों में निंदा की
● क्या पुष्पक विमान को अयोध्या में उतरने की अनुमति देगी सरकार
● सुप्रीम कोर्ट ने जनता की मांग पर श्रीराम व उनकी सेना को सभी आरोपों से मुक्त किया
** इति श्री रामायण कथा समाप्त

Pukar : Pune’s 1st English Theatre Festival

Spearheaded by the Maharashtra Cultural Centre in collaboration with Orchestrated Q’Works ‘Pukaar’ is a first of its kind performing arts festival that aims at specifically promoting and nurturing English Theatre in Pune City. With 6 headlining productions, 5 local productions and platform acts from across the, this Festival is slated to bring together every theatremaker and theatre-lover from the city and beyond. In addition to this we have for workshops, sessions for children and young adults as well as teachers of literature and theatre. The idea is not only to bring quality productions to the city, but also facilitate learning and sharing of ideas that allow individuals to explore English theatre as a creative, professional and academic option. 

In its very first year, Pukaar is going to play host to:

·         The Artists’ Studio, Mumbai

·         Indian Cartel, Mumbai

·         Shapeshift Collective, Mumbai

·         The Arshinagar Project, Kolkata

·         The WhiteFlag Performance Group, Baltimore, USA

·         Stand-up Comic Sundeep Rao from Bangalore

·         The Titus Project, Pune

·         And many more performances by local artists and theatre companies

In addition, there will be workshops and training sessions for performance, panel discussions and the chance to meet some of the biggest names in English and Marathi theatre.

https://www.facebook.com/pukaar2014

Dates:          7^th, 8^th, 9^th and 14^th, 15^th, 16^th of February

Location:      The Jyotsna Bhole Auditorium, Hira Baug, Tilak Road

About MCC:

Maharashtra Cultural Centre is a charitable trust that works in the field of culture and education, promoting performing arts and audience development. MCC believes in given a platform to young talent and exposing young audiences to newer forms of art and learning. In 2003, they gave Pune City its first intimate-experimental theatre space – Sudarshan Rangmanch. The Jyotsna Bhole Auditorium, named after one of the very first women to act onstage in India, is their latest offering to the performance culture of the city. To learn more about the organization and its work, please do visit www.mccpune.org.  

About Orchestrated Q’Works:

OQ is a theatre company and artist’s collective that works to raise the creative consciousness of society through art and performance. They work with rickshaw drivers who do mimicry and with corporate honchos looking for employee engagement.  To know more about OQ, click on:

www.oqworks.in

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Orchestrated-QWorks/116810131818575

http://foodfortheatre.wordpress.com/

 

Comedy Nights with Kapil: Gutthi's Mystery!!

Kapil Sharma's Comedy Nights with Kapil is one of the top TRP shows in India and indeed he is Indian Russel Peters. Although Russel Peters can use all the adult content he because of the audience he address but Kapil is really pulling all the strings with his work. 

But the fact is that Comedy Nights with Kapil is not his show completely and i believe all will admit that fact. Multiple Characters like Ali Azgar as "Daadi" and Shimona as Kapil's Wife etc are really playing their role well to keep the show running but on top of everything is the character of Sunil Grover "Gutthi" which every Indian Audience loves to watch. Even his popularity reached such and extent that even is Kapil is not in the show people would love to watch it if Gutthi is performing all the time.

News is there that Gutthi has left the show, because of some contractual or monetary Issues. No one knows the exact fact but the story behind the scenes is that Kapil Sharma is dating Preeti Simoes, who happens to be the director of the show. So obviously she doesn't want the popularity of Kapil to go down and so the only solution would be Kapil or Sunil and obviously its Sunil who had to leave the show.

Now even this news is also under scanner because there is another news which says that Kapil and Sunil are performing oversees and in arab countries together,  so if any such rivalry would have existed they wouldn't have been performing anyways. I don't know how colors is going over all these things, because it could be publicity stunt for some time and in due time Sunil might be back but as per the news they are in hunt for new Gutthi who could take the place of the original one but in my views old Gutthi will remain in hearts of all.

But the best thing about this business is that, Sunil will be hired by some other channel to perform and who know there might be one new show on the way which is : "Comedy Nights with Gutthi".  And again Audience will be at ultimate benefit because they are going to have something new to watch and show will go on.

Start of An End of Music Career

Life is indeed fun if spent with Music and laughter. And when you think back about those time, you feel really proud and smile for great time you had. Such a beautiful Musical evening happened back in 2007 at my place , when me , Adi , Saurabh and Sahil got together to enjoy singing. That was the time we started our career in Music, although we are nowhere now in that field except Sahil but yes those memories are worth living. We might not be good musicians, but we love to sing. Watch it to smile.

Bug Bash: How to have Fun with Testing

Testing is fun and i am realizing the power of testing now when i can see the real difference it is making in making a successful product. Without testing, you can never assure a quality product. And no matter how much arguments we make, we will admit it one day.

People consider testing as boring and less competitive because they think that it doesn't have that opportunities which other fields of software development cycle provides. They just do it as a very monotonous way and slowly they start loosing the interest in that completely. Testing is fun and one such fun event is called: Bug Bash.

What is a Bug Bash 

Software development defines bug bash is a  event or where all the testers, developers, infra, leads, project managers,analysts, designers, senior managers, documentation folks or even directors or particular division and  last but not the least, sometimes marketing people, put aside their regular activities and strike the product simultaneously to get the as much know how about the product as possible.


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How to Organize Bug Bash

An event like these needs to be declared well in advance so that proper arrangements can be made and the test scope is sent across to the concerned people and then testers assist them in setting the resources properly to work on it. Tester will also help them in understanding about the bug. 

The event can be done for as much time as you wish, but generally test management have it for around 1 hour or so which will keep the interest intact. The event can be followed by prize distribution where employees can be awarded token of appreciation for finding the good bugs. Which further can be followed by drinks or snacks as per the availability and just to get it social. 

I arranged in a proper manner, a Bug Bash can be a very successful and a very interesting event where employees will come to understand the system better and it is really helpful to see that how system handles the load when so many people together are using it and at till what time it can sustain before going down. Teams can also sit together after the event to understand what has been learnt and how the system can be improved. Also they can explain their experiences and exceptions from the system. 

Bug Bash is a fun and useful exercise and at the same time least expensive which can come out with potential problems in the system. 

It proved to be a rather useful, inexpensive, fun exercise which could flush out potential problems and give everyone more confidence in the system-under-test. 

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How to Select a Manager: Funny Interview

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. 

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
 
Interviewer: ok, it seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.  
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
 
Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
 Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is   6, good, thanks.
 
Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
 Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
 
Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
 Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! 
 
Interviewer: And which languages have you used?
Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, and English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages ha ha ha...
 
Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!
 
Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.
 
Interviewer: What is your general project experience?
Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!
 
Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows ha ha ha.
 
Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers', 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'version control', ‘deadlines’, 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!
 
Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate: Not much.

1.	I should at least get 100,000 in hand.
2.	I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3.	I believe in flexi-timings.
4.	Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5.	We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6.	I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term (preferably 1-2 months) assignments.Personally I prefer US, Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in Australia in 2015,I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: ha ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. You are welcome in to our family. Your current position will be a project manager. We look forward to working with. Thank you.

Best Movie Quotes: Part 1

I am a movie Freak and watching good movies again and again is my passion and hobby. And i love to learn some of the dialogues or quotes used in the movies. So i am sharing some movie quotes. Hope you enjoy reading them.

Selina Kyle: There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us. 

Bruce Wayne/Batman: You sound like you're looking forward to it. 

Selina Kyle: I'm adaptable.

                                                           ----The Dark Night Rises 

Prisoner: You do not fear death. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak. 

Bruce Wayne/Batman: Why? 

Prisoner: How can you move faster than possible, fight longer than possible without the most powerful impulse of the spirit: the fear of death. 

Bruce Wayne/Batman: I do fear death. I fear dying in here, while my city burns, and there's no one there to save it. 

Prisoner: Then make the climb. 

Bruce Wayne/Batman: How? 

Prisoner: As the child did. Without the rope. Then fear will find you again.

                                                           ----The Dark Night Rises 

Timo Cruz: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

                                                           ----Coach Carter

Captain Ellerby: Go fuck yourself. 

Sergeant Dignam: Well I would but I'm tired from fucking your wife. 

Captain Ellerby: How's your mother? 

Sergeant Dignam: Good. She's tired from fucking my father.

                                                         ----The Departed

  

Alfred: Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. 

                                                        ----The Dark Night

  

Jules Winnfield: What country are you from? 

Brett: What? What? 

Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? 

Brett: What? 

Jules Winnfield: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? 

Brett: Yes! Yes! 

Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm sayin'! 

Brett: Yes! 

Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! 

Brett: What? 

Jules Winnfield: Say what again. Say what again,I dare you,I double-dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! 

                                                         ----The Pulp Fiction

Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is this? 

Butch Coolidge: *sigh* It's a Chopper baby. 

Fabienne: Who's Chopper is this? 

Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's. 

Fabienne: Who's Zed? 

Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead.

                                                        ----The Pulp Fiction

Jules Winnfield: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker                                                          ----The Pulp Fiction

 

Lance: If you're all right, then say something

Mia Wallace: Something.

                                                      ----The Pulp Fiction

Jules Winnfield: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent Vega: I don't watch TV.
Jules Winnfield: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

                                                      ----The Pulp Fiction

 

Vincent Vega: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack. 

                                                     ----The Pulp Fiction

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Marriage Humor

Some Marriage Jokes from my Office Mail. Enjoy 

1. Quote on a man’s T-shirt:

All women are devils...

But my wife is QUEEN of them!

  

2. Man was sent on earth to suffer...

Women was sent to make sure it happens!

3. A man asked for poison.

Chemist refused, since it required prescription.

He showed his Marriage Certificate.

Chemist: Oh Man..!! What Size of bottle do you want?

4. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,

And other is husband!

5. Husband & Wife always compromise.

Husband always admits that he is wrong, and wife agrees with him.

6. Husband & wife had a long argument.

Wife concluded: See dear; do you want to WIN or be HAPPY?

7. A man speaks 25000 words daily,

a woman speaks 30000 words.

Problem starts when husband comes from office after finishing his 25000,

& wife starts her quota of 30000 words!

8. Boy: My dad is billionaire & 93-years old.

    He will die soon. Will you marry me?

    Girl: NO.

    A week later she became his step-mother.

    Moral: Don’t give ideas to girls.

9. Two things in life are difficult to achieve:

(1) to plant your idea in someone’s head, &

(2) to plant somebody’s money in your pocket.

* He who succeeds in the 1st, we call him TEACHER;

* He who succeeds in the 2nd, we call him GOVERNMENT;

* The one who succeeds in both, we call WIFE; &

* The one who fails in both, we call HUSBAND!

10. Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

     It Means-Worries Invited For Ever...

     Wife: No; it means- With Idiot For Ever !!!

11. No one teaches a volcano how to erupt...

No one teaches a tsunami how to arise…

No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around...

No one teaches a man how to choose a wife…

Natural Disasters just happen…!!!

12. Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either or money or life...

The wives want both!

13. Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?'

Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.

14. Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

15. Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.

Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!

16. Whisky is a brilliant invention…

One double and you start feeling single again.

17. A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.

He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.

18. American: In India, do you guys call your wives ‘HONEY’ in your native language?

Indian: Oh no; we call them BEE-BEE… they sting twice as hard as HONEY BEE…